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Covall · an app for men

Head melted?

Happens. A free app for men on the days it does — no sign-up, no name, and nothing you do in it ever leaves your phone. Everything it does, and everything it doesn’t, is listed below. Starting with this page.

Covallcovall.app
What it takes off you Nothing
Your namenever asked
Your emailnever asked
Where you arenever asked
Your contactsnever asked
What you typestays on the phone
What it costs£0
The time on your phone——:——:——

The only thing Covall knows about you is what time it is — and that’s how it lights the fire at ten, with no signal and nothing sent.

Same goes for this page. Since you opened it: 0 sent, 0 stored, 0 cookies. Measured here, not claimed. 0 files

If it’s you

Then skip the spec.

Free, no sign-up, nobody sees a word of it. It’s open now.

Put it on your phone
For him

Hand it to him.

He’ll not go looking himself. The words to send are already written.

Show me the words

Either way it’s £0, there’s no account, and nothing you do in it leaves the phone.

01The spec

Line by line.

Price
£0. Now, and forever.No subscription coming, no adverts, no paid tier behind this one. It isn’t built to make money off a bad night.
Information given
None.No name, no email, no sign-up. It doesn’t know who you are and it never asks.
Who sees it
Nobody. Just you.Nothing’s tracked and nothing’s sent. There’s nowhere for it to go — which is also why I can’t tell how you got on unless you tell me.
Needs a signal
No.Put the phone in airplane mode and open it. Everything still works. Don’t take my word for it — go and try it.
Tools in the app
232. Free, finished, open any time.Breathing, grounding, urges, the 3am head, the night fire, the hard days. You open one and it starts.
Is it a chatbot
No chats are botting.It isn’t something you talk to. It’s something you do.
Rooms with men in them
Not built yet.They need money and real people keeping them right around the clock. The tools are all there — the company isn’t.
Replaces a doctor
No.It sits alongside your GP, a counsellor, the crisis lines. Never instead of them.
What it wants from you
Nothing.
And what you get 232 tools, open any time

Free, finished, and every one of them works with the phone in airplane mode.

02The screens

And this is it.

Four of them, off a real phone. Tap one.

Basecamp — where you land

Tap the screen to look closer

03The tools

Three of the 232,
running on this page.

Not screenshots of tools — the tools. Pick one and it starts. Nothing installed, nothing recorded, and if a web page can do it with no account, so can the app.

Box breathingrunning here, not recorded
Ready
Coping

Nothing to prove here. Put it where it actually is.

Match your step to the light.

It stops itself if you leave the tab, and nothing about it is saved.

04For him

It was never the link.
It’s what to say.

Nobody stalls on finding an address. They stall on how to send a mate something like this without making it a thing. So here it is, written. Change a word if it’s not how you’d say it.

Send it and say nothing else

Nothing in it for him to answer.

He can look, or not

No read receipt. Which is exactly why he might.

It costs him nothing to try

No sign-up, and no account to delete after.

The messagewritten, and yours to change
The address
The text
Send it
05Installing

Twenty seconds.

No app store, nothing to download. It goes on your home screen and opens full-screen like anything else.

On your iPhonethree taps, no app store
Found something broken? Go on then. Break it. It’s not finished and it’s never been near this many phones. Nothing is collected — the words get written on your own phone and you send them however you like. Have a go
If tonight’s bad

This is the wrong
thing when it’s urgent.

These are the right things, and they’re there right now.

Samaritans116 123Free · 24/7 · no caller ID Text SHOUTto 85258Free · 24/7 · no talking required Lifeline0808 808 8000Free · 24/7 · Northern Ireland Emergencies999

Covall sits alongside these. It doesn’t replace them, and it never will.

Who made it

One bloke, in Northern Ireland. I’m Alan. There’s no company behind this, no team, no investors and nothing to sell you — which is why the spec above can say £0 and mean it, and why nobody sees what you do in it, including me.

If it’s any use to you it’s free. If it isn’t, pass it to somebody it might suit.

alan@covall.app

That’s everything.

Put it on, send it on, or close the tab.
It isn’t waiting on an answer.

£0, no account, nothing leaves the phone. Same as it says up the top.